Fashion Footwear Enthusiast Pillows

'I only planned to buy one pair of shoes, but I'm a victim of mission creep.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Leadership suits you

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

Cat Tie

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

New Shoes.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

New Suit.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror