Footwear Fashionista Pillows

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

'Ace shoes. Free pain killers, with every pair.'

Shoe shop

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"This style comes with a free podiatrist appointment."

'First you say you don't want to be put on a pedestal, and then you buy platform shoes!'

The ultimate golf shoe.

"These wellies keep my feet nice and dry..!"

"I'm looking for a good pair of energetic shuffling shoes."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

The height of fashion in 1796

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Bad hair day!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Do you think that's wise?'