Footwear Fashionista Pillows

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

'Ace shoes. Free pain killers, with every pair.'

Shoe shop

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"This style comes with a free podiatrist appointment."

'First you say you don't want to be put on a pedestal, and then you buy platform shoes!'

The ultimate golf shoe.

"These wellies keep my feet nice and dry..!"

"I'm looking for a good pair of energetic shuffling shoes."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

The height of fashion in 1796

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'