Footwear Aficionado Pillows

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Dancing shoes.

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

Duck in sandals.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

She let her footwear do the talking....

"Frankie 'The Sole' is good. He's also got a foot fetish."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Dressed for Success!

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Shoes.

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.

"Do you do much walking?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Underweird bras."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

The Dandy