Fashion Footwear Enthusiast Gifts

'I only planned to buy one pair of shoes, but I'm a victim of mission creep.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Cat Tie

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Men's business romper.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Shoe addict.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

A Macaroni in 1772

New Shoes.

New Suit.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Joined at the hipster.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

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