Footwear Fanatics Gifts

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

Dog wearing a gas mask fetches his master's slippers.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Consenting Adults.

Social distance queue starts here

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"It's dress down day!"

Crocodile Shoes

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Mischievous Pets

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."