Footwear Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

'But then, ironically, your feet would be killing me. Leave them on.'

'I'd make a run for it, but I'm wearing clogs.'

This little piggy went to market...

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Shoe addict.

"Bigfoot"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Vivienne Westwood

"That shirt is so last year."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow