Footwear Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

'But then, ironically, your feet would be killing me. Leave them on.'

'I'd make a run for it, but I'm wearing clogs.'

This little piggy went to market...

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Consenting Adults.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"