Foot Enthusiast Gifts

Corn and Bunion plants.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

'She's a foot fetishist. If you don't have twelve inches, forget it.'

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Consenting Adults.

Treble

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"