Foot Enthusiast Gifts

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

'She's a foot fetishist. If you don't have twelve inches, forget it.'

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

Consenting Adults.

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Treble

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

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