Foot And Mind Enthusiasts Gifts

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Consenting Adults.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

The Hooligan.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Cutting Toenails.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'