Foot And Mind Enthusiasts Gifts

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

The Hooligan.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Cutting Toenails.

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.