Shoe Aficionados Gifts

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'Wasn't that nice? She said I had cute shoes.' 'Big deal. I'll bet if I were wearing red pumps I'd get comments too.' 'I'm sure you would.'

"They're a little tight."

"Forget it. You have as much chance of fitting in that shoebox as I had of fitting in the shoes."

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'