Shoe Lovers Gifts

You're right. Comfortable shoes are essential for travel – but I'm guessing we'll be flying north, Bob.

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

'Men look for competition in the eye. Women look for competition in the foot.'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

I'm scared of heights...goodbye platform boots!

'The Cab's here!'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

e-shoes

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"