Shoe Lovers Pillows

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

'Men look for competition in the eye. Women look for competition in the foot.'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

I'm scared of heights...goodbye platform boots!

'The Cab's here!'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

e-shoes

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

No Swimming Allowed