Shoe Lover Gifts

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.

'$600 may be a lot for a pair of boots, but this was the best purchase of my life.'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

"I know I shouldn't, but they're my weakness."

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

Fortunately for Dorothy, each tornado season brought a veritable windfall of shiny new footwear.

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

'Good heavens, Henderson - they're wearing brown shoes!'

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Overpriced Sale!!!

New Shoes.

'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Sorry I'm late. I was tying my shoes."

"I need my space...filled with shoes."

'Ooooh, convertible!'

Remember when it was just your horizons that broadened?

'Lizards think they have it tough! They should slither a mile in our shoes!'

'If velcro is good enough fro grandma and grandpa, why do I have to learn to tie my laces?'

"You know, Marion, one of the things that has stood the test of time is these tassel oxfords."

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"Do you ever feel like you're cheating on your old shoes."

Shoe shop sign: 'Buy one, get one free.'

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

If you wore my 5 inch heels to your doctor's appointment, you'd be the perfect weight for your height.

"Don't blame me, it was you who suggested meeting outside of a shoe shop."

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"