Shoe Lover Mugs

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'

'Lately, I've been feeling old and worn down.' 'Time wounds all heels.'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.

'$600 may be a lot for a pair of boots, but this was the best purchase of my life.'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

Fortunately for Dorothy, each tornado season brought a veritable windfall of shiny new footwear.

"I know I shouldn't, but they're my weakness."

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

'Good heavens, Henderson - they're wearing brown shoes!'

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

'Ooooh, convertible!'

Remember when it was just your horizons that broadened?

Overpriced Sale!!!

'Lizards think they have it tough! They should slither a mile in our shoes!'

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"I need my space...filled with shoes."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

New Shoes.

"Sorry I'm late. I was tying my shoes."

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'Don't judge me, Hargrove, until you've walked a mile in my shoes.'

'Fine. If you won't tell me which pair looks best with my new appendages, I guess I'll just have to buy all THREE!'

'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Woman in bar showing off her toffee based shoes...'Jimmy Chews'

'Ecce Gucci.'