Shoe Enthusiasts Mugs

'She went on the pill.'

You've sold me two left shoes.

"For Flora, matching the shoes to the outfit is always a challenge!"

Always put your best foot forward - the one with the least lint between the toes.

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"The expensive ones taste the best."

Shoes. I got shoes with velcro straps. I figure it'll save me a couple of hours a day.

A Shoe Shop

As You Like It - Man meets his shoemaker, who he owes money

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Consenting Adults.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

e-shoes

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"