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'She went on the pill.'

You've sold me two left shoes.

"For Flora, matching the shoes to the outfit is always a challenge!"

Always put your best foot forward - the one with the least lint between the toes.

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"The expensive ones taste the best."

A Shoe Shop

As You Like It - Man meets his shoemaker, who he owes money

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Consenting Adults.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

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The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'