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'Other husbands at least PRETEND to show interest...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Crocodile Shoes

The Hooligan.

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The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'