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'Other husbands at least PRETEND to show interest...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Crocodile Shoes

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

The Hooligan.