Shoe Shopping Enthusiast Pillows

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"They're ok, but they pinch a bit"

'Got anything in a size 10?'

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cut Price

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'