Shoe Shopping Enthusiast Mugs

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"They're ok, but they pinch a bit"

'Got anything in a size 10?'

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Mister Pretty Shoes

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.