Shoe Shop Enthusiast Gifts

'Other husbands at least PRETEND to show interest...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Crocodile Shoes

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

The Hooligan.