Shoe Aficionado Gifts

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'

'I just got appointed to a government job. I need some shoes that will look good up on a desk.'

Born-Again Men

'Those look stunning. How do they feel?'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

Giant woman.

'Granted, they're a different look from traditional running shoes, but they're much better for your knees.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Don't blame me, it was you who suggested meeting outside of a shoe shop."

'Which one feels uncomfortable?' - 'They both do, you've put them on the wrong feet.'

"Tell the sign company we want that 'B' replacing urgently!"

A clown with large red shoes is looking for something in a size 28.

The Shoemaker & the Elvises.

'Oh no! It's him - put the closed sign up - quick!'

'Do you have a size eight that looks like a seven, and feels like a nine?'

Show bar: Guaranteed Fastest in Town.

Clown at shoe-shine.

"You might consider new socks as well."

"I just know I have a shoe design in me"

Shoe Tree

'You know... I like a man in brogues.'

7 Dwarves of Shoes

The last wish

'The same thing happened when the doctor hit me on the knee.'

"The judge runs a clean court."

"Of course you suffer from cold feet, you wear daft shoes with no socks."

We're getting lots of worn heels and soles lately. I think it's because the economy is causing many people to pound the streets looking for work.

'The wicked man.'

'You brought them here in 1975, you say, then mislaid the ticket? Of course I've still got them - they'll be ready Thursday!'

Martin's New Spy Shoe Phone Suddenly Loses Its Appeal.

'Looks like madam's in luck. Perhaps she can find something in the new shipment just coming in.'

"I want a pair of boots in this style!"

"Yes? Well, I know plenty of girls less fixated on their designer shoes!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'