Sports Shoe Aficionado Gifts

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

First Prize!

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Football.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.