Sports Shoe Aficionado Gifts

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

First Prize!

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Pole Vault Rules

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Football.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'