Sporting Gear Aficionado Gifts

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Deregulated Baseball

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'Where's your other glove?'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Chav a Merry Christmas

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

Inactive wear

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

'They're for a friend.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

'I hate to keep complaining, but my finger grip on this ball still doesn't seem right.'

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

I have to wear it ever since my stupid brother flew into that window.

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

'Got any other form of ID?'

Coronavirus

"I have my knee braces, ankle braces, wrist bands...did I forget anything?"

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'

'I'll never forget my glove again!'

"Do you have an indoor sports bra?"