Shopping Gear Aficionado Gifts

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I shop, therefore I am."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Online Shopping.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Do you like my bling?