Shopping Gear Aficionado T-Shirts

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Do you like my bling?

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'