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"She won't be content with marrying money, she'll want to spend it"

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."