Shopaholic T-Shirts

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

One size fits all store.

Directory: You are here. You should be here.

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Happiness is just around the corner...work harder, earn more money, buy more things...

'I said I like a good sale.'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'Pick a card, any card.'

'Do you have one with a bigger back burner? There's a lot of stuff I can't deal with right now.'

'I'm feeling good about myself, again!'

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."

Bet You Wish You Could Afford This Stuff!

Bag Lady.

Where are you? Find Out! $1.00.

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

"I still think a simple pedestrian mall would have sufficed."

'It's obvious - we need more black Fridays!'

'My wife's a Keynesian - she's always spending herself out of depressions.'

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

The Great Mall of China.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving me money."

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.

Black Friday

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

'We're doing whatever we can to stimulate more retail sales.'

"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."

Mother and son loaded with shopping bags from various stores.

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'