Shopaholic Pillows

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

One size fits all store.

Directory: You are here. You should be here.

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Happiness is just around the corner...work harder, earn more money, buy more things...

'I said I like a good sale.'

A new Walmart store will be built on this site.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'Pick a card, any card.'

'Do you have one with a bigger back burner? There's a lot of stuff I can't deal with right now.'

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'I'm feeling good about myself, again!'

Shopper with overloaded cart.

Bag Lady.

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

Bet You Wish You Could Afford This Stuff!

Where are you? Find Out! $1.00.

'It's obvious - we need more black Fridays!'

"I still think a simple pedestrian mall would have sufficed."

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

The Great Mall of China.

Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving me money."

'My wife's a Keynesian - she's always spending herself out of depressions.'

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

Black Friday

Mother and son loaded with shopping bags from various stores.

'My philosophy is spend the dollar before it gets any weaker!'