Internet Shopaholic Pillows

'You shop we drop.'

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

"All those damn clicks tell me you're shopping on the internet!"

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."