Internet Shopaholic T-Shirts

'You shop we drop.'

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

"All those damn clicks tell me you're shopping on the internet!"

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Kensington Fluffies

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."