Digital Shopaholic T-Shirts

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

Psychiatry. Why do you think your online shopping impulse shopping is so hard to resist? I like to put my money where my mouse is.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Even on the internet, my Mom shops 'til she drops."

Pick & Buy Online.

"I park a half mile down the road, then I wait 20 minutes to check out. It gives me the feeling that I went to a store to shop."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies