Digital Shopaholic Pillows

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

"Even on the internet, my Mom shops 'til she drops."

Pick & Buy Online.

"I park a half mile down the road, then I wait 20 minutes to check out. It gives me the feeling that I went to a store to shop."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything