Sports Gear Lover Gifts

'I'll never forget my glove again!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Egyptian Football

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Golf with a difference

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

The Real March of the Penguins.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault