Sportswear Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you have an indoor sports bra?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'Inactive wear'

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

Ladies in Lycra

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

Chav a Merry Christmas

'Your son's sneakers called.'

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Inactive wear

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

Oh

'They're for a friend.'

'Neck a little tight, sir?'

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'