Sportswear Aficionado Gifts

Chav a Merry Christmas

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"That shirt is so last year."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Happy Brithday

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

The Grim Rapper

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Shirt Maker.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

Duck in sandals.

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."