Sportswear Aficionado Pillows

Chav a Merry Christmas

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Underweird bras."

"That shirt is so last year."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'Best to keep downwind.'

Happy Brithday

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Grim Rapper

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Shirt Maker.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'