Sporting Goods Aficionado Pillows

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Forged signed memorabilia.

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Chav a Merry Christmas

Inactive wear

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

Today's numbers. . .stocks and bonds were up, but O.J.Simpson memorabilia was down.

'They're for a friend.'

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

'The dollar was down, the yen was up...but Michael Jordan autographed basketballs held steady.'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'The dollar was down, the yen was up...but Michael Jordan autographed basketballs held steady.'

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'Got any other form of ID?'

Whitey Ford