Sports Gear Fanatic Pillows

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Hockey Season.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Mohamed Salah

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'