Sports Equipment Lover Pillows

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Deregulated Baseball

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Only used once

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Forged signed memorabilia.

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Mixing Baseball and Football

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

'They're for a friend.'

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'Hey, wait a minute...This isn't an autograph book. It's an I. O. U.!'

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'Got any other form of ID?'

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'