Sports Equipment Lover Mugs

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Deregulated Baseball

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Only used once

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

Forged signed memorabilia.

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Mixing Baseball and Football

'They're for a friend.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'Hey, wait a minute...This isn't an autograph book. It's an I. O. U.!'

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'Got any other form of ID?'

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'

Golfing Returns.