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'I'll never forget my glove again!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

Egyptian Football

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

The Real March of the Penguins.

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'