Athleisure Aficionado Gifts

Inactive wear

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

I drive, therefore I am.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

First Prize!

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Pole Vault Rules

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Multitasking executive dog

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."