Outerwear Enthusiast Gifts

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Underweird bras."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Happy Brithday

I love my cape

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

'Inactive wear'

Cool Kid.

A heron wearing waders.

Cows From The Streets

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Hoodie, Pantsie, Shoesies.

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"