Outerwear Gifts

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

I love my cape

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Keeping warm.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Utility Chic.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Infinity scarf"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'You'll grow into it!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'