Outerwear Mugs

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

I love my cape

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Bigfoot"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Keeping warm.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Vivienne Westwood

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Best to keep downwind.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Utility Chic.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Infinity scarf"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'You'll grow into it!'