Outerwear Admirer Mugs

I love my cape

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Underweird bras."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Happy Brithday

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

The Grim Rapper

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.