Outerwear Admirer Gifts

I love my cape

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Underweird bras."

"That shirt is so last year."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Happy Brithday

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

The Grim Rapper

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

My tail's cold.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'