Underwear Aficionado Gifts

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."

'You know, I always figured you for boxers, not briefs!'

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

I expected the long underwear to be warmer.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

"Underweird bras."

'Who knew you could have a moral debate over boxers versus briefs.'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Happy Brithday

"I can prescribe something for your pain. . . but there's nothing I can do about those boxers!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Bobbies library of jeans

"That shirt is so last year."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

I love my cape

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Grim Rapper

"Long Johns Silver."

Boxers vs. Briefs

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."