Underwear Aficionado Gifts

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."

'You know, I always figured you for boxers, not briefs!'

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

"Underweird bras."

'Who knew you could have a moral debate over boxers versus briefs.'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Happy Brithday

"I can prescribe something for your pain. . . but there's nothing I can do about those boxers!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Bobbies library of jeans

"That shirt is so last year."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Best to keep downwind.'

I love my cape

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Long Johns Silver."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

The Grim Rapper

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Shirt Maker.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"