Underwear Enthusiasts Gifts

'How long have you been a tranny, Dave?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Underweird bras."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Happy Brithday

I love my cape

"I've got this amazing new bra."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Long Johns Silver."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'