Underwear Enthusiasts Gifts

Oh, and there's a post-it note here - It says your mom wants to know if you're wearing clean underwear.

'How long have you been a tranny, Dave?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

I love my cape

Happy Brithday

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Long Johns Silver."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."