Underwear Collector Gifts

"Long Johns Silver."

'Sailors keep giving me frilly knickers and garters.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Underweird bras."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Happy Brithday

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Frock Coat

"Ah, sweatpants."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"It was a crime of fashion."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

She can never resist another pair of shoes...

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

'I am wearing my bikini!'