Underwear Collector Gifts

"Long Johns Silver."

'Sailors keep giving me frilly knickers and garters.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Underweird bras."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Happy Brithday

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Frock Coat

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

She can never resist another pair of shoes...

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

'Well this is awkward.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.